Saturday, November 15, 2008

Welcome to SMAP Country



My old friend, Nan the blogless Porkchop,  is flying out to visit me in the Land of the Rising Sun; she lands on Monday afternoon.  I'll be picking her up at Nagoya Airport (Centrair) at approximately 2:50, whereupon I shall bid her welcome using this phrase: "Let's go get naked."  There's nothing better than hopping into a Japanese communal bath with complete strangers and a high school friend you never even had to see naked at gym class after an 18-hour journey.

Our schedule is loosely as follows: Week number 1, allow the Porkchop to wander aimlessly around the streets of Nagoya while I work.  Week number 2, Yokoso Tour a la Cynic: 1 night in Tokyo, 1 night in Kyoto, 1 night in Osaka.  My biggest difficulty will be trying to allow Nan to form her own opinion of the country and its people.  I must admit, the longer I stay here the more disheartened I become with the place.  

After Obama was elected the first educated president in 8 years (Ha!  You thought I was going to say "first black president", didn't you?), I decided to discuss the President Elect with my high-level, adult English students.  They seemed appalled at the notion that some Americans would oppose Mr. Obama's leadership based solely on the color of his skin.  Admirable, you might think; but this is coming from the same group of students who once told me they didn't trust "the Chinese", and continually marvel over the fact that I'm able to use chopsticks and eat sushi.

But just like not every American is a member of the KKK, not every Frenchman is gay, and not every Englishman has bad teeth (really?) ...not all Japanese people are naive bigots who teach their children to hate China and hope North Korea is blown up by America.  

Plus, Japanese food is effing delicious.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Herro!


In the immortal words of Timbaland: "It's been a long time (long time), we shouldn't have left you (left you), without a dope beat to step to".

As always, it takes the Puff to kick my ass back into gear.  I took a year-long hiatus from catty blogging...and for what?  Well, mainly traipsing around Japan and slowly watching the decline of America as an economic superpower from a precariously safe distance.  MCCAIN '08 (all I have to say is thank the online gods for Jon Stewart)!

If anyone's curious, the general public in Japan is supportive of Obama in as much as he's "that black American that is always on the news".  When asked about Presidential candidate, John McCain, the two answers I frequently get are a) "Who's that?" and b) "Is that the guy with the woman Vice President?"  So, generally speaking, the lack of knowledge about the impending election is not much different than in the States, except it's less scary here because they can't actually vote.

So does this post mean Cynic is back?  If I can quote my personal hero, Jesus Christ Sarah Palin, "You betcha."